My humorous story in the style of Rachaele Hambleton

So it all started with an apple.

Me and my friends were on our way towards Town, just as we normally do most days after finishing school. I’ll tell you now it was a cold, icy frosty day. We headed towards the park to walk through as the boys we hung out with had biked down to play football; one of who was my boyfriend (which will become relevant later on). So as we were walking minding our own business, (may I add) causing absolutely no harm to anyone. 

Then all of a sudden some idiotic boys behind managed to find themselves some apples and then randomly decided to absolutely launch them at us. Consequently, out of shock, we dispersed and bolted over this mound of a hill and of course me out of everyone had to slip right on my arse, i must add jess was pissing herself out of laughter and to make it all ten times better, that boyfriend I mentioned was only about 10 metres away. 

We had all managed to calm down and slowly forget about it all. As it was getting later and become quite dark we was waiting for evie’s mum to pick us up. Still very cold and icy. Jess then thought she’d be funny (as she does) to steal my phone and you know when you’ve not been at home since 8am this morning and your cold, tired and hungry so your basically not in the mood. So up i get of the damp floor and attempt to chase Jess to get it back. And of course here we go again, just my fucking luck. Straight on my arse I went again. 

Just to add to my shitty night, that boyfriend I keep mentioning also popped out of nowhere from the corner just as I fell. Bear in mind we have only been together for a week so we went very past the awkward hugging stage no matter the fact he saw me absolutely clamber to the floor twice in the space of hours.